Sunday, August 9, 2009

Fight the power


What keeps you motivated men, in any aspect in life you are being test sometime. The question is how you fight the power. What keeps you motivated? Motivation the main word and the main aspect how to keep you going. Parang Energizer Battery, rechargeable pa men. Who keep you motivated? What keep you motivated? Where do you motivate?
Motivation is the internal condition that activates behavior and gives it direction; energizes and directs goal-oriented behavior. The term is generally used for human motivation but, theoretically, it can be used to describe the causes for animal behavior as well. This article refers to human motivation. According to various theories, motivation may be rooted in the basic need to minimize physical pain and maximize pleasure, or it may include specific needs such as eating and resting, or a desired object, hobby, goal, state of being, ideal, or it may be attributed to less-apparent reasons such as altruism, morality, or avoiding mortality.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Psywar ng mga OFW


Nakaka 2 months nako dito sa africa. Wala namang masyadong pinag iba sa dati kong pinanggalingan. Halo halong tao. Merong mag gagawa ng mga papansing bagay. Merong mag bubuo ng sariling grupo para pag usapan ng mga kapwa OFW ( Para saan naman kaya yun). Merong nag sasarili lang. Merong may tama sa utak siguro sa sobrang homesick. Merong bading na nag papanggap na lalake. Merong tumanda na sa Abroad, parang sa abroad na mamamatay! Kaya sa mga nakakabasa nito na may balak mag abroad, wag na kaung mag abroad, Joke! pero kailangan matibay ang bituka mo sa mga taong makakasama mo sa mahabang panahon. Ika nga dapat OROCAN ka. Kung plastic kana dati mas mag ka plastic ka pa. Kasi kug hindi sayang lang ang pang placement fee mo pag nag kataon. Ang daming mga nag mamagaling na hindi mo naman alam kung magaling talaga. Trying hard men. Hindi ko nga alam parang unang una yatang qualification para mag abroad ka eh dapat mahangin ka sa katawan. Dapat kung hindi ka mayabang mag practice ka munang maging mayabang sa pinas bago ka umalis.

Survival of the fittest, survival of the toughest, survival of the pinaka mayabang...............Bwahahahahahahahahhaahaha


Psychological warfare
also called psywar

the use of propaganda against an enemy, supported by such military, economic, or political measures as may be required. Such propaganda is generally intended to demoralize the enemy, to break his will to fight or resist, and sometimes to render him favourably disposed to one’s position. Propaganda is also used to strengthen the resolve of allies or resistance fighters. The twisting of personality and the manipulation of beliefs in prisoners of war by brainwashing and related techniques can also be regarded as a form of psychological warfare.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Me Myself and Alcohol

Bakit ba kasi ang daming taong nalululong sa alcohol, may hang over ka pag gising, natututo kang umihi sa pader ng kapit baha, umiinit ang ulo mo sa misis mo, na babad trip ka sa kainuman mo. Anong magic ba kasi meron dito mga repapips.
Kitang kita naman sa itsura namin ni idol kung ano ang epekto dude.

The short-term effects of alcohol on the human body can take several forms.
Alcohol, specifically ethanol, is a potent central nervous system depressant, with a range of side effects. The amount and circumstances of consumption play a large part in determining the extent of intoxication; for example, consuming alcohol after a heavy meal causes alcohol to absorb more slowly.Hydration also plays a role, especially in determining the extent of hangovers. The concentration of alcohol in blood is usually measured in terms of the blood alcohol content.
Initially, alcohol generally produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness, but further consumption can lead to blurred vision and coordination problems. Cell membranes are highly permeable to alcohol, so once alcohol is in the bloodstream it can diffuse into nearly every biological tissue of the body. After excessive drinking, unconsciousness can occur and extreme levels of consumption can lead to alcohol poisoning and death (a concentration in the blood stream of 0.40% will kill half of those affected). Death can also occur through asphyxiation by vomit. An appropriate first aid response to an unconscious, drunken person is to place them in the recovery position. Tingnan nyo na lang ang tamang recovery position.



Truth about the 8 glasses of water a day



Ano ba talaga ang natatagong katotohanan sa 8 glasses of water a day men, nakakapogi ba ito o hinde, kung nakakapogi to sure maraming iinom ng tubig araw araw, as in galon galon siguro mga tsong, malamang mas mahal pa sa gasolina ang tubig, o kaya mag kakaroon na rin ng water station kagaya ng mga gas station, "cool". Who Says You Need Eight Glasses a Day?

So is drinking an 8-ounce glass of water eight times a day help flushing toxins out of your body?

Two men said “No”.

Two kidney specialists at the University of Pennsylvania, Drs. Dan Negoianu and Stanley Goldfarb, did a research on human water consumption behaviour and found this amazing truth.
The specialists suggest that the water play no part in flushing the toxins out of your body. In fact, kidney is the one part of the human body that does all the work.
Goldfarb reckoned that the whole idea about drinking as much as 8 full glasses of water every day comes from people misunderstanding that if drinking water is good, drinking more is better!
More water is good but only if you are working out or have been losing water from your body due to hot and dry climate or other activities. Else, the fluid that our body requires are already exist in our daily diet.
A study from Institute of Medicine, part of National Academy of Sciences once recommended that women and man should consume average 91 and 125 ounces of fluid daily repetitively. It does sounds like 11 to 16 glasses of fluid all together. But in actual fact, you get more than what you need in your daily diet already; in soup, coffee, soda, soup, and don’t forget 20% of what you need are also in the solid food we eat.
So drink only when you are thirsty because that is the way your body is designed. Amazing diba pero thats the truth men.










Monday, October 13, 2008

Trust Nobody


This is my last day in our office, and there are two words that I've learn being here for years. "Trust Nobody". Hope that I'll be posting my next blog when I'm already in Canada or Singapore or America...haha Asa pa......baka sakali lang mga tsong..who knows?......anyway's here are some quotes from great author, or poet or something.basta basahin mo na lang......... Peace out' Much love......Don't try to be legit if your not..............= )


Benjamin Spock: Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.

Booker T. Washington: Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.


Cardinal De Retz:A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else.


Cicero:Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.


Demosthenes:There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all, but especially to democracies as against despots. What is it? Distrust.


E.M. Forster:One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life.


Eliza Cook:Who would not rather trust and be deceived?


Elizabeth Gilbert:To sit patiently with a yearning that has not yet been fulfilled, and to trust that, that fulfillment will come, is quite possibly one of the most powerful "magic skills" that human beings are capable of. It has been noted by almost every ancient wisdom tradition.


Elizabeth Gilbert:The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams.


Erik H. Erikson:Hope is both the earliest and the most indispensable virtue inherent in the state of being alive. If life is to be sustained hope must remain, even where confidence is wounded, trust impaired.


Finley Peter Dunne:Trust everybody, but cut the cards.


Frank Crane:You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you don't trust enough.


George MacDonald:To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.


Helen Rowland:Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.


Henry David Thoreau:I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.


Indira Gandhi:You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.


Ingrid Bergman:You must train your intuition -- you must trust the small voice inside you which tells you exactly what to say, what to decide.


Johann Kaspar Lavater:Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers.


John Adams:There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty.


John F. Kennedy:We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies, and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.


Margaret Mead:We will be a better country when each religious group can trust its members to obey the dictates of their own religious faith without assistance from the legal structure of their country.


Nanette Newman:A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.

Norman Mailer:He got a corporation mind. He don't believe in nature; he puts his trust and
distrust in man.

Peter Drucker:The leaders who work most effectively, it seems to me, never say "I." And that's not because they have trained themselves not to say "I." They don't think "I." They think "we"; they think "team." They understand their job to be to make the team function. They accept responsibility and don't sidestep it, but "we" gets the credit. This is what creates trust, what enables you to get the task done.


Ralph Waldo Emerson:Trust thyself: every heart vibrates to that iron string.

Ralph Waldo Emerson:Self-trust is the first secret of success.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, adapted:The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship.


Rita Mae Brown:Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.


Samuel Johnson:It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust.


Thomas Jefferson:I have no fear that the result of our experiment will be that men may be trusted to govern themselves without a master.


Thomas Jefferson:Whenever the people are well-informed, they can be trusted with their own government.

William Shakespeare:Love all, trust a few.

Monday, September 29, 2008

La Liga Pilipina,,,,Mga Ijo De Putang Koreano


It's like back in the old days of World War 2, when my homeland (Pilipinas) was invaded by the muthafuckin Japanese soldiers. But unlike those days invasion was made by entering a country by force, nowadays there's a whole new ball game mga pare. Filipinos are literally going to other country just to submit them selves to earn the muthafuckin dollar...Japayukis, Seaman, Caregivers, Filipinos are everywhere maybe even in Alaska or Antartica basta may green money men. To cut my story short I'm a freshmen OFW and luckily Saudi Arabia is my first destination and Korean is my first employer, nice combination nice country + nice employer = nirvana, as in heaven men. Saudi Arabia is the place of dirt and idiots men, people knows nothing but pray and pray but still their attitude was off the hook, their religion forces women to wear black dress which eyes is the only visible to public, what is the purpose of this shit? About the Korean this tontos call them selves as 1st world country nationalities. Ok fine Philippines is on the third world country but my point is do we have to be called as what our country's status in the world's riches country standing are? Koreans literally call filipinos as TCN's third country nationalities (muthafuck you Korok's) and not by our names or nationalities. If we are TCN's and our country is poor why the hell their living in our country anyways. I've seen a lot of their buttmunch faces in Manila before I went here in Saudi.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Fuck other countries Philippines is the best.



These may sound a bit harsh but having resided in this country (Philippines) for 27 years(but technically I've spent my 27th in the very lively, very clean and nice place "Saudi Arabia" fuck off) , i must admit that some of these things are true. well, it really depends on how you want to see your world but read on and maybe you would be able to relate to some of it:

in Philippines....it is the only place on earth where…

1. every street has a basketball court.

2. even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.

3. doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.

4. students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.

5. school is considered the second home and the mall considered the third.

6. call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses.

7. everyone has his personal ghost story and superstition.

8. mountains like Makiling and Banahaw are considered holy places.

9. everything can be forged.

10. all kinds of animals are edible. (specially dog and rat)

11. starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.

12. driving 4 kms can take as much as four hours.

13. police officers and criminals are both dangerous.

14. crossing the street involves running for your dear life.

15. the personal computer is mainly used for games, Yahoo Messenger and Friendster.

16. where colonial mentality is dishonestly denied!

17. where 4 a.m. is not even considered bedtime yet.

18. people can pay to defy the law.

19. everything and everyone is spoofed.

20. where even the poverty-stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger (peke)!

21. the honking of car horns is a way of life.

22. being called a bum is never offensive.(its a compliment)

23. floodwaters take up more than 90 percent of the streets during the rainy season.

24. where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.

25. where wearing your national colors make you baduy.

26. where even the poverty-stricken have the latest cell phones. (GSM-galing sa magnanakaw)

27. where insurance does not work.

28. where water can only be classified as tap and dirty. (tubig kanal)

29. clean water is for sale.

30. where the government makes the people pray for miracles.(fuck government)

31. where University of the Philippines is where all the weird people go.

32. Ateneo is where all the nerds go.

33. La Salle is where all the Chinese go.

34. College of Saint Benilde is where all the stupid Chinese go.

35. University of Asia and the Pacific is where all the irrelevantly rich people go.

36. fast food is a diet meal.

37. traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.

38. where being mugged is normal and it happens to everyone.

39. rodents are normal house pets.

40. the definition of traffic is the ‘non-movement’ of vehicles.

41. where the fighter planes of the 1940s are used for military engagements and -

42. the new fighter planes are displayed in museums.

43. where alcohol and cigarettes are a necessity and where lottery is a commodity.

44. where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news provides the drama.

45. where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the entertainment.

46. people can get away with stealing trillions of pesos but not a thousand.

47. where being an hour late is still considered punctual.

48. where the squatters have more to complain (even if they do not pay their tax and they have air condition unit.).

49. and where everyone wants to leave the country!

50. most of all, we elect president and we protest to oust him/her.

Fuck other country,,,,only in the Philippines yan mga tsong........


Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Is she a whore or just telling a fact? (OFW bagong bayani ng third world country)


Maybe some of you already heard about Mrs./Miss Malu Fernandez. For those who don't she's one of the Manila Standard's writer that made a comment about here hell like experience in economy class plane with OFW on the way home. This article came last year and I know its a bit late reaction for me (Ngayon ko lang kasi napagtuunan ng pansin saka ngayon lang ako naging OFW). I bet this girl came from a elite class by the way she convey herself. Here are some line that Miss Malu has writen --I wanted to slash my wrist at the thought of being trapped in a plane with all of them. Of course, everyone in economy class was yelled at for having overweight hand-carries. Mine was 17kg (ssshhhh!). That was all my makeup and accessories I would never risk losing if my luggage ended in the middle of the Sahara desert.

While I was on the plane (where the seats were so small I had bruises on my legs), my only consolation was the entertainment on the small flat screen in front of me. But it was busted, so I heaved a sigh, popped my sleeping pills and dozed off to the sounds of gum chewing and endless yelling of “HOY! Kumusta ka na? At taga sann ka? Domestic helper ka rin ba?” Translation: “Hey there? Where are you from? Are you a domestic helper as well?” I though I had died and God had sent me to my very own private hell.---

Ang sakin lang naman mga tsong masyado lang na stereotype ang tao nato as sosyal, matapobre, mamlalait. Im not Pro Malu Fernandez I'm just looking on the both side's of the coin. Sa totoo lang talaga namang nakakahiya rin pag nakita ang iba nating kababayan pag umasal sa ibang bansa,katulad dito sa Saudi. Gaya na lang dito sa mismong opisina na pinapasukan ko ngayon, tuwing lunch time talagang kailangan pang mag agawan sa pag kain, nakakahiya tuloy sa ibang lahi, baka isipin nila adik na adik sa pag kain ang mga Pilipino. Sa totoo lang batay sa sarili kong obserbasyon, mas matalino tayo kesa sa ibang lahi, dito sa companya namin Merong Koreano, Indiano, Bangladeshi, Nepalese, Chinese at Arabo. Eto lang yung ibang character ng bawat isa. Koreano: I want to recieved ballpen (parang ang sama pakinggan) Indiano: Nag palabas ng memo. Today we will have meeting drivers before I spoke to name. Chinese: Can I borrow just a mean while. Bangladeshi: Yes Im coming im cumming im cumming,(parang nanonood ka ng bold.Nepalese: Ahhhhhhhh food,food list.Arabo: Pare madaming itik,gago baho kilikili,mataba.......Ang satin kasi parang kulang lang tayo sa lecture. Tamang may PDOS (pre departure orientation seminar) bago umalis pero parang hindi parin sapat. O natural ng ganyan talaga tayo. Pag uwi ko nga parang naisip ko na ring pitikin yung blanket sa eroplano para may suvinere.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

The revenge of the killer Cat


Since malapit na ang uwiian at wala nakong balak bumalik sa companyang to naisipan kong ikalat tong pinag gagawa ko pag wala nako. Naisip ko lang ano kaya ang magiging reaksyon ni pareng Bakat pag nakita nya to?

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

FELIX BAKAT AS ATTY.TAKE ONE


Si Felix bakat, si Felix bakat, lagi na lang si Felix bakat, my brother Felix is not a human his a pig....... Kahit kelan talaga mga brod ang baboy ng kaibigan nyong si Felix. Dating gawi nag kainuman edi sa inaasahan nauna nanamang nalasing si pareng bakat kesa sa amin. Yung tipong nun palang nag sisimula sya basag na. "PAPUNTA KA PALANG PABALIK NA AKO" yan si pareng Felix talagang maasahan mo sa inuman, maasahan mong maaasar ka sa lahat ng bagay. Dyan lang ako bilib kay pareng bakat laging consistent na may ginagawa syang eksena na nakakatawa, ang maganda pa dyan hindi nya alam na nakakatawa sya. Ang pag kaalam nya humahanga kami sa kanya.


hahahahaha nuod tayong T.V
Ahahaha sige nuod tayong T.V

Labas sa T.V : S.O.C.O
Topic : Patayan sa Bangko

Scene ( Felix Bakat as Attorney ) Take One

Darnok
: Pare diba atty. ka? Anong gagawin mo pare kung ikaw yung abogado nung mga akusado yung mga killer pare pano mo sila mailulusot?
Felix: Oo naman abogasya ko. Ganito yan eh kasi kung ako yung abogada ng mga yan ganito yung gagawin ko. Eto kasi yung laging ginagawa ng mga ganyan eh. Kasi nga krimen diba ang nararapat dyan eh isailalim sa mga proseso. Kailangan kasi yung proseso dyan eh. Hahahaha naalala ko tuloy yung mga kaklase ko sa LAW maproseso kasi yung mga yun eh. Ahhh kasi nga nagkapatayan edi murder yan na maliwanag hindi naman kasi homiside yan eh......
Audience: Ahhh ganun pala galing noh mga tsong
Felix: Ganyan talaga LAW student ako eh..Ok kasi diba nga yan na ang nangyari? Nagkapatayan eh patay na yan eh. Ang unang proseso nyan iimbalsamuhin yan. Patay eh.
Ang dapat gawin nang mga kriminal aminin na lang nila..yan ang dapat gawin nila
-Halatang nag papaligoy lang

Darnok: Ok pare ang dami naming nalalaman.. very exciting topic huh....
eh ma punta naman tayo sa mejo mahirap na talakayin Mr: Atty. mejo nag kakahulihan na kasi Atty. may narinig kasi ko dating 'miranda law' ano ba ibig sabihin nun?
Felix: Ahh miranda law? ha ha. ang dali! miranda law yan eh.
Darnok: Eh ano nga yun?
Felix: Ganito yan Miranda yan eh. It is originally originated on the times of Spaniards. Spaniards eh. Miranda pa originated talaga yan. Kasi nag simula yan sa Malolos yung malolos constitution yan talaga nag sisimula yang mga yan, eh akalain nyo ba naman galing sa malolos, yan talaga nanggagaling yung mga constitutional miranda na ganyan. Yan miranda na yan ginawa talaga yan para sa mga pagkakataon na may Malolos na constitution. Miranda eh.

Sa isip ng Audience: P#@&!*NG NA MO nahihilo na ko





Friday, June 6, 2008

Cont.of Kambing meets Darnok sa Saudi (Felix Bakat)


Mga Alternative na tawag kay kambing:
1. Mongol: Mukha kasing monggoloid lalo na pag naka side view
2. Sonny Parsons: Nag pipilit kasing mag paka macho kahit hindi naman bagay sa personalidad nya.
3. Atty: Kahit kasi walang koneksyon sa pinag uusapan talagang nahahanapan nya parin ng lugar para maisingit yung pag aaralan nya ng law na hindi naman kami naging interesado kahit kelan.
Sample: Kumakain, nakakita ng bagoong, Kambing: Yan yung paborito ng mga kaklase ko sa LAW school law graduate kasi ko eh!paborito nila!
4. Nora Aunor: Sabi kasi ni Yetboo kamukha raw ni Nora Aunor.
5. Ang pinaka latest (Felix Bakat) Story: Nag kayayaan kasi ang grupo na mag inuman at sa inaasahan sumali nanaman si Kambing kasi napapasin nyang nawawalan na sya ng kaibigan. Yung tipong politician na ngangalap ng suporta, kahit talagang dati hindi sya umiinom talagang pinipilit nya na ngayon para lang makasali. Nang nag kakalasingan na syempre sino pa ba ang tatarantaduhin kundi sya. DAhil laging pa macho effect si Kambing pati yung mga short nya talagang fit hindi ko alam kung boxers ba yun oh talaga lang fit. Kaya yun napansin ni Pareng Abner na bakat yung bayag ni Kambing kaya naging Felix Bakat. Ang sagwa eh imagine mas mabakat yung bayag kesa sa etits eh, kahit saan bagay talaga monggoloid tong si Felix bakat eh.

Saturday, May 3, 2008


The Misadventures of Pareng Kambing and Darnok
This happens somewhere along Saudi Arabo, my misadventures with pareng Kambing & co. Ang iba nakakatawa ang iba baka kapulutan nyo ng aral para maging gago rin kayo.

Chapter 1
Location: Messhall, Camp, Office
Ilang buwan na naming kabarkada si Pareng Kambing pero hanggang ngayon hindi pa namin alam bakit namin sya naging barkada. Natatandaaan ko pa nung una naming syang nakita ni Pareng Babu. Kasabay namin sya sa bus na maghahatid samin sa Accomodation galing Airport. Sa pag tanda ko sya ung naka Shirt na body fit yung tipong tinitis na masikip yung damit basta masabi lang Macho. Pero ang totoo lumba lumba si Kambing mga 5’5 ang height na 90 kg. ang timbang.
Darnok: Pre pano nga natin nagging barkada si Kambing?
Pareng Babu: Hindi ko na nga maalala pare eh!
Darnok: San ba kasi natin unang nakita yung monggol nayon?
Pareng Babu: Diba sa Khobar pare? Naka blue yon nung nakita ko eh.
Darnok: Ah oo. Pero pano ba natin nagging barkada yon?
Pareng Babu: Hindi ko na nga matandaan pare eh.
Question: Bakit ba kasi kailangang tanungin pa kung pano namin nagging barkada si Kambing?

A.Nagtatanong lang.
B. Walang mapag usapan.
C. Kambing kasi si kambing
D. All of the above
Hint..Naging Kambing ang tawag namin ni Pareng Babu sa kanya kasi one time na pumunta kami sa office room nya eh nakigamit kami ng Computer nya nakita namin yung mga old pictures nya sa Qatar. Proud na proud pa ang loko kasi akala nya hahanga kami sa mga Qatar Picture nya.
Kambing: Pre yan yung kuha ko sa Doha Olympics yan pare DOHA, QATAR yan.
Tingin kami ni pareng Babu.
Pareng Babu: Ano yan pare?
Darnok: Ikaw bay an pare? Long hair ah. Sino yung kasama mo sa picture? (Pertaining sa Mascot ng Olympics na kambing)
Kambing: Loko Mascot yan.
Pareng Babu: Ay mascot pala yan?
Darnok: Teka nga pare nasan ka ba dyan? Ikaw ba tong may sungay? Nalilito kasi kami kung alin ka dito.
Kambing: Gago, ako yung long hair!
And that was the birth of pareng kambing.

Chapter 2
Location: Recreation Area, Camp
Sa tagal ko nang nabubuhay sa mundo ngayon lang ako naka meet ng tao na wala talagang sport na alam. Ang sabi ni kambing marunong daw syang mag volleyball, kasi alam nyang walang nag lalaro ng volleyball sa camp kaya hindi namin malalaman kung marunong talaga sya o hinde.
Dahil may Table tennis saka basketball coart sa campo minsan naglalaro kami ni Pareng Babu, one time nasama namin si kambing na mag table tennis. Talagang zero sa kaalaman. Ung tipong magaling pa yatang mag laro yung 2nd grader na batang babae sa kanya. Na dehydrate talaga ko sa kakapulot ng bola mapag bigyan lang ang trip nyang matuto mag laro. Araw araw pag katapos ng trabaho talagang sinisigurado nyang mag lalaro kami nila Pareng Babu hanggang 11 p.m ng gabi. Hirap na hirap kaming mag isip ng dahilan matakasan lang sya.
Pareng Babu: Pre ano kaya i lock natin ung pinto pare para wag ng makapasok si kambing?
Darnok: Oo nga noh pre. Oh kaya sabihin nating maglalaba tayo?
Pareng Babu: Nung isang araw nga pre talagang inintay pako matapos mag laba, talagang tinatagalan ko na nga para mainip lang, talagang inintay pako.
Tok tok tok!!!! ”Bukas ng pinto” (kambing) ay syaaa, tara laro na tayo........
Hint: After 6 months natuto narin si kambing mag serve ng bola pero. Pinag aaralan nya naman ngayon kung paano maka score.

Chapter 3
Location: Kwarto nila Pareng Yu.
Dito sa Saudi bawal ang alak. Lahat naman ng pwede nilang ipagbawal alak pa ang naisip nila. Pero alam naman natin ang mga Filipino kung ano ang bawal yun ang gustong gusto nila. Kaya ang iba nag iimbento ng sarili nilang alak (sadique). Sabi nila gawa raw to sa prutas na kinatas,binulok, tapos pinakuluan saka kinuha yung moisture at yun na yung alak ang iba naman gawa raw to sa purong purong katas ng motolite, ibig sabihin tubig ng baterya sa sasakyan(nice). Isang beses nagka kwentuhan kami ni pareng kambing tungkol sa inuman experience namin sa pinas. Sa kwento nya talagang malakas daw syang uminom. Yung tipong hindi sya nawawalan ng frozen beer sa ref.
Darnok: Pano pre Friday ngaun kung sa pinas lang to inuman na tayo sigurado.
Pareng Kambing: Kaya nga pare eh.
Darnok: Pre sila Manoj laging umiinom ng sadique eh i try kaya natin, may tama rin daw eh.
Pareng Kambing: Sige pare kaso wala akong budget dito eh. ( yung boses na may halong nerbyos kasi baka matuloy,)
Darnok: Sige pre ako na bahala (boses na giyang na giyang na uminom)
Pareng Kambing: Ok
Around 8 p.m kwarto nila Yu. Allset nakahanda ang sadique, pang halo, pulutan. Syempre tipikal na inuman kwentuhan. Gaguhan, nuod ng T.V kantahan. Ang lakas rin pala ng tama ng sadique. Nung mga nakakailang bote na kami lasing na si kambing. Kung saan saan na napupunta yung usapan. Peron ang main topic talaga na gusto nya eh yung tungkol sa biyanan nyang babae.
Ullas: Ah ano nga palang position mo ngaun sa company pare.
Kambing: Ah sa ngaun clerk palang ako pero Manager talaga ko sa pinas, ah LAW ang pinag aralan ko.
Ullas: Ah ganun ba?
Kambing: Oo, Pero bago ko umalis nag ka problema ako sa byanan ko. (maluhaluha ang mata)
Ullas: Ano yun Pre kwento mo baka makatulong ako.
At dun na nag simulang ma focus ang attention namin sa kanilang dalawa. Nagulat na lang ako nung nakita kong luhaan na si pareng kambing. Dala siguro ng pagkalasing.
2 a.m niyaya ko na si Kambing kasi natakot narin ako baka dun pa ma heart attack eh madamay pa kami.
Kambing: Pre nasusuka ko.
Darnok. Ako rin pre,(para lang maisip nya na hindi lang sya ang nasusuka)
Kambing: Suka nako pre .....Bwaaaaaaaak
Nasuka narin ako kasi nakita ko yung suka ni kambing, may mga kanin kanin pa.......
Moral Lesson....Wag uminom ng may kasamang may problema. At kung sakaling masuka ang kasama wag tumingin para wag kana rin masuka.

Chapter 4
Location: Office..Lunch time
Araw araw wala na talagang ginawa tong si pareng kambing kundi abangan lang ang lunch time. Halata naman kasing wala syang ginagawa sa pwesto nya kahit hirap na hirap syang mag panggap na busy. Minsan nga kahit na pag huhugas ng pinggan sa pantry room pinapatos na nya malibang lang ang sarili...
Kambing. Pare ano ulam ngayon?
Darnok. Ahhh.Isda..
Kahit na alam kong manok ang ulam sinabi kong isda ma loko lang si kambing.
Pag katapos ng ilang minuto. Balik si Kambing.
Kambing. Langya pare manok pala ulam eh.
Darnok. Ganun talaga brod.
Hindi namin alam ni pareng Babu bakit gustong gusto naming niloloko si kambing. Minsan nga talagang nag iisip pa kami ng kung ano anong kwento na hindi totoo mapag tripan lang sya.
Sample...
Question ni Kambing. Kumain na kayo pare?
Answer. Hindi pa eh.
Ang totoo. Kalahating oras na kaming tapos kumain.
Question ni Kambing. Laro tayo mamaya mga pre.
Answer. Sige oo ba mamaya.
Ang totoo. Matutulog na kami.
Question ni Kambing. Pare nakuha nyo na yung blanket nyo.
Answer. Hindi pa nga pare eh. Naubusan kami. Mag reklamo tayo.
Ang totoo. Nasa kwarto na yung blanket namin.......
Question ni Kambing. Pare pumapayat nko noh? Mukhang tao na ko ngayon.
Answer. Oo nga pare eh.
Ang totoo......Alam mo na sagot...totoong pumayat na si Kambing, ang tanong na nag mukha na syang tao ang pinag iisipan pa namin hanggang ngayon kung dapat ba naming syang sagutin ng totoo.

Chapter 5
Location. Room
Title. A love story ng isang Kambing
Akalain nyo nga naman kahit kambing pala may love story rin. At nag kaasawa sya ha. Sa lahat siguro ng chapter dito lang siguro matutuwa si kambing kasi tungkol to sa napakalaking tagumpay nya sa buhay. Ang mag kaasawa.
Kambing..tok tok tok
Pareng Babu. Uy pare pasok
Dahil sa wala kaming mapag tripan at mas yado pang maaga para matulog pinilit naming mag kwento si kambing.
Darnok. Pare kwento ka naman yung tungkol sa mga istorya mo.
Kambing. Ah yung sa akin yung tungkol sa asawa ko kung pano kami nag kakilala? Ganito yun......
Isang araw kumakain kasi ko ng damo nun ng biglang.........blahh blahhh blahhh..................................................................................................................... after 1 oras 35 minutes and 48 seconds....natapos din. Ang ending nagkaasawa si kambing kasi bumabyahe sya mula Manila hanggang Cavite araw araw mag dala lang ng bulaklak sa nililigawan nya. Tuwang tuwa siguro yung flower shop na binibilan nya nung mga panahon nayon. Ang naisip ko nun buti na lang pala hindi taga Bicol o Palawan ang niligawan nya.




Chapter 6
Location. Office
Naisip ko lang ano kaya merong tula ang isang kambing tungkol sa buhay nya ganito siguro yun.
Ang mabuhay na isang kambing
(A life of being a goat)
Ang hirap palang mabuhay sa mundo lalo nat na trap ka sa isang katawan ng tao pero isa kang kambing. Araw araw iniisip ko ang dami namang pwedeng tamaan ng kamalasan bakit sakin pa na sakto gayong isang porsyento lang naman ang tsansa. Naaalala ko nga nung bata pa ako, mahal na mahal ko si Josie, pero ano ang tinadhana saming dalawa? Pilit man naming paglapitin ang aming sarili ay may mga humahadlang sa amin. Masaya kami nuon at walang problema sabay kaming kumakain, nanonood ng cartoons, nag lalakad sa labas at namamasyal. Pero ano? Hindi man lamang nabigyan ng pagkakataon na ipakita naming sa mundo ang aming pagiging mag kaibigan. Tandang tanda ko pa hapon ng martes nun ng mapansin kong matamlay si Josie. Hindi sya dati ganun, si Josie ay masayahin at laging active. Malungkot sya,tila ba may dinaramdam na sakit. Gusto ko sanang kausapin sya para tanungin ngunit tila ba gusto nya lamang mag isa. Nangamba nako nun at gusto ko na syang dalin sa pinaka malapit na ospital subalit huli na ang lahat. Pumanaw si Josie saking mga kamay. Parang ito na yata ang katapusan ng mundo ko. Kung maibabalik ko lamang sana ang panahon, hindi ko nalamang sana pinakain si Josie ng buto ng manok. Sino ba naman kasi ang mag aakala na bawal pala sa aso ang chicken bones. Tanga ako at mahina. Para bang isa akong butil ng munggo na kasama ng mga bituin sa langit. Walang ningning at kislap. Minsan nangangarap ako na ipanganak na lang ako muli at maging smileys atleast lagi akong nakangiti, o kaya toothpaste para lagi akong happie, o gilette para kahit paano ahit pogi, o newspaper para araw araw merong bago sakin. Kasalanan ko ba kung minsan i try kong gamitin ang Sunblock sa gabi? Eh sa ayokong umitin ano ang masama sa ginawa ko? Lahat na lang ba sakin ay mali? Masama bang mag celebrate ng good Friday tuwing martes? Bakit ano ba ang meron ang byernes na wala sa martes? Bakit kailangang gabi lagi ang dinner? Bakit lalake lang ang pwedeng mag patubo ng balahibo sa kili kili? Ano ba ang apelido ni Garfield? Mali bang i lock ang gate namin at iwanan ang susi sa loob ng bahay? Mali bang mag swimming ako na naka jacket para huwag lamigin? Ang Kambing .................
Para sayo pareng kambing........